so did we ever stop kony
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*
29) lactating in class into ur pockets lol :(
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"