forever:

so did we ever stop kony

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

image

I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

duloxetine:

OMG

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

j5h:

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

Passenger: go straight

Driver: imma gonna turn gay if you don’t mind

saggyboobgirlproblems:

29) lactating in class into ur pockets lol :(

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"