saggyboobgirlproblems:

29) lactating in class into ur pockets lol :(

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

baby: d-d-d..
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: D I C K S Q U A D

bitchesaloud:

never forget

virginsplayground:

sad-butsassy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT

aduhm:

"free samples!"

image

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

dyalated:

vinebox:

When a hot guy posts a selfie on instagram

who is this hero?

guy:

this is my fav iggy azalea music video

guy:

this is my fav iggy azalea music video

spoken-not-written:

c0caino:

Every single SpongeBob character

it’s so beautiful

spoken-not-written:

c0caino:

Every single SpongeBob character

it’s so beautiful

kitty-mcpherson:

lemmming:

it was a 2 second video

I had to click it

I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds

not disappointed