29) lactating in class into ur pockets lol :(
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
"I will rip your fucking throat out"
I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
you fucking salmon
this is my fav iggy azalea music video